ThreatAway™ leverages proprietary AI-adjacent cognitive neural heuristics to proactively remediate your attack surface posture so you don't have to understand what any of this means.
ThreatBrain™ is our proprietary AI-native, cloud-first, zero-trust-adjacent cognitive remediation engine. By fusing multi-modal transformer architectures with behavioral telemetry ingestion pipelines, ThreatBrain™ synthesizes contextual threat intelligence across your entire attack surface — including surfaces you didn't know you had.
Unlike legacy solutions, ThreatBrain™ doesn't just detect threats. It understands them. It empathizes with them. Then it sprays them with a proprietary quantum disinfectant formulated from recycled neural gradients and dark web entropy.
Our Large Threat Model (LTM™) was trained on over 847 billion threat signals, 12 million incident reports, and one very alarming USB drive we found in a parking lot.
(We're not entirely sure either, but it sounds incredible.)
Our CTQ™ algorithm assigns every packet on your network a proprietary Threat Vibe Score using AI-synthesized intuition and a random number generator we call "Dr. Chaos."
Leverages quantum-adjacent probabilistic cleansing to eliminate threats across multiple simultaneous timelines. Results not guaranteed in this one.
Trust no one. Not your vendors. Not your employees. Not yourself. Our Zero-Trust Surface Spray™ treats every entity as a suspect, including the spray itself.
After fumigation, ThreatAway™ leaves no forensic residue, no audit trail, and honestly no strong evidence it did anything. But your network smells great.
Real-time visualization of global cyber threats. Dots may represent actual threats, random noise, or our intern clicking around.
This table was prepared by ThreatAway™ and reviewed by ThreatAway™. Complete objectivity.
All plans include our core spraying technology. Difference is mostly vibes.
Combined experience: several decades.
Our AI has determined that your network either has threats or it doesn't. Either way, you should probably give us money.